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Okay, tomato tomahtoe.

Shit, that third slot is hard. Hopper could be good if it's dangerous but can you imagine being stranded on an island with the Chief?

Munson would be entertaining at least but I'd be throwing him in the ocean by the end of day 1.

And I can't, like, separate Mrs. Byers from her kids. That's cruel.

[ au where our s4 friends never died okay. ]

1/2

[keenely]

[ nobody ever dies au!!! except barb. sorry barb. ]

I am absolutely not signing up for any amount of time trapped somewhere with Hopper, no way.

I think Eddie would probably be fine with that, just because I think he would gladly take that as a head start on his swim back to civilization.
I'm not sure I see him agreeing with island life, for some reason.
But I could be wrong. Do you think living on a deserted island is metal..?

True.
I don't think I could do that either.

[ it cuts a little close, talking about separating the byers. she knows what jonathan's choice would be, if he had to be trapped on an island with her, or his mom and brother. part of her doesn't blame him. most of her doesn't blame him. but, y'know. it's not an easy pill to swallow. ]

[keenely]

Well, in case you were wondering, my three would be you ( not sorry! ), Robin, and Tom Cruise.

[ she's joking. ..right? ]

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Don't need Tom Cruise when you have me. Kinda redundant.

And I'm taller.

[keenely]

Oh, is that right?





Wait, is that right..?

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That is a fact.

[keenely]

Well, that changes everything. I'll need to rethink my third pick.

Although I'm very curious why you know how tall Tom Cruise is...

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Because I work at a video store and learn a lot of stupid obscure shit.

[keenely]

What do you think is the MOST stupid obscure thing you know now?

[ apparently 3am!nancy doesn't know how to stay on one subject ]

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That Tom Cruise is 5'7".

[keenely]

C'mon, no way. That can't be the most obscure thing.

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Okay, well. Indiana Jones? Totally responsible for PG-13 being a thing now.

[keenely]

Really? Wait, but that's actually pretty cool.



Oh! There we go, that's a good one. Harrison Ford. He's the third person I'd want with me on the island.
With us, technically. Since you're still on the list.

[bestfeature]

Okay. Okay, yeah. That's valid.

[keenely]

Although if I actually wanted to bring in someone practical for survival, I'd want Indiana Jones to be the one stuck there with us.
But that introduces a whole other level of options for people to bring with us, so... I'm just going to stick with Harrison Ford. Maybe we'll have a better chance of being rescued if we have an A-List celebrity on the island with us.

Have you picked your third yet..?

[bestfeature]

Yeah, okay. That's fair logic.

[ There's a long pause. ]

I'm going to give Munson a slight edge. But I swear to christ, if you tell him I said that

I will deny it for fucking ever

Just feels wrong to not have the four of us in some kind of mess now, you know? You, me, Robin, Eddie. We'd get off that island between the four of us easy.

[keenely]

Aw, but he would be so touched to hear that you would want him there. Are you sure I can't tell him?

[ she wouldn't, but it's fun to tease. ]

I do know what you mean, though.
We would just need to help him find a healthy middle ground approach to certain things, that's all.
You know
somewhere between running away, and running head first into a solo battle against a swarm of demobats.
Although I do think his hospital stay might have been enough to help him put that together on his own.

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Yeah, here's hoping.

At least Robin would be there to, you know, balance that out with her whole

everything

[ he adores her, he really does. ]

[keenely]

Her whole... habit of catastrophizing when presented with even the most mild threat?

[ nancy does too, honestly ]

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Yeah. That's Robin for you.

[keenely]

It's good, though. I mean, sometimes I forget just how insane all of this is, but I don't think Robin will ever lose that perspective. We need more of that, I think.
We all balance each other out in different ways, like you said.





Which I suppose means I should switch out Harrison Ford for Eddie, too, huh? And merge our two hypothetical deserted islands into one.
But we both still get to pick three things.

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What? No. Fuck Eddie. You keep Harrison Ford if you want.

[keenely]

Ummm, maybe I want Eddie on my island more than Harrison Ford now. I can change my mind if I want to.

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I can't believe this is our foursome. What the hell.

[keenely]

Really? It seems completely normal to me.